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Spice Rack

by Static Panic

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this synth funk bop is a lil sumn' sumn' Ro cooked up when Minneapolis creative mastermind, Mayda challenged her to write a song involving a Spice Rack... and before you ask, of COURSE, its about sex toys.

lyrics

When dinner comes around and I am looking for a meal
Something with some seasoning is sure quite to appeal
Open up the cabinet I’m looking for a thrill
And if I get you shaking up and down then it’s a deal

Climb down the spice rack
Onto my dish
Rest on my palette however you wish
Come out the spice rack
Baby, Just for a bite
Give some funk, babe
However you like

Bring the fire baby,
You can drop by after 9
Preheat the oven to 445

Oven at the ready
Smell it cooking? That’s a sign
Got to taste the marinade
After a real good grind

ask me whats for dinner, baby?
while you lick the pots and pans
you like to eat?
come on give me a hand

Pinch all your fingers and stir
Bring that pot up to a purr
And if your mouth gets hot and watering then I got the cure

Climb down the spice rack
Onto my dish
Rest on my palette however you wish
Come out the spice rack
Baby, Just for a bite
Give some funk, babe
However you like

Climb down the spice rack
Onto my dish
Rest on my palette however you wish
Come out the spice rack
Baby, Just for a bite
Give some funk, babe
However you like

Did I hear you correctly… when you said you were tryna get your babyback?
Well this is one roast you can’t set and forget, alright?

(Uh-huh)

Bayleafin’ me a message
You already know the dill
Annise me till you miss me
Cardamomma tryna chill

I’m poppin’ for the pepper
Chili chili with some lime
Paprika gonna freak ya
got you cumin on the mind

You got the crockpot, I got the time
(mmm just the way I crave it baby)
You got the crockpot, I got the time
(with a little sapphic saffron sassafras)
You got the crockpot, I got the time
(the way you sizzle and pop, bout to blow my top)
You got the crockpot, I got the time

Is dinner ready, baby? (Oh Yeah!)

Climb down the spice rack
Onto my dish
Rest on my palette however you wish
Come out the spice rack
Baby, Just for a bite
Give some funk, babe
However you like

Sisters of the season
Brothers of the bake
Siblings of the spiciest hot you can take
Come out the spice rack
Baby, Just for a bite
Give some funk, babe
However you like

credits

released August 7, 2020

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Static Panic Minneapolis, Minnesota

hi!! We're a little synth-funk with feelings, The HEAT with the HEART and a full-body beat full of emotion! In the writing room, Ro (She/They) is the lead singer, lyricist and vocalist. Eli (He/Him) Plays Drums, and Anthony (He/Him) rides the record box in back. Who knows where we'll end up?

booking: markg@periscopemgmt.com ... more

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